Kerry Wood, at one time believed to be the Cubs future Ace starter, will not be ready for opening day for the second straight season. CBS Sportsline writes:What they failed to mention is that the hot tub was full of Playboy Playmates tugging at his shorts and urging him to stay in, "for just a few more minutes." Oh wait, that was me. Nevermind.Earlier this spring, he slipped getting out of a hot tub, hurting his ribs. That set him back. Then a triceps injury slowed him down and now a sore shoulder is likely to land him on the disabled list for the 11th time in his major league career.
At this point, Wood's had more surgeries than Michael Jackson. I think the Cubs would be better off by dressing up a pitching machine with a Kerry Wood jersey. It'd be cheaper to maintain and probably a better fielder.
