Get 'Em While They're Hot

Pakistan's cricket coach, Bob Woolmer, was found dead on March 18th in a Jamaican hotel. As is expected, Jamaican detectives are the best in the world. TimesOnlineUK writes:

Bob Woolmer’s killer used some sort of fabric — possibly a hotel towel — to strangle him, police believe. Such a method would explain why no marks were found on his neck.

Who knew cricket was a sport? And who knew you could use a hot towel to kill someone? I had only used them to whip preppies in the locker room. It's like a whole new world has opened up for me. Kind of like the time my parents told me I was adopted. Except instead of crying like a bitch, I can use this information for good.