Racial Slurs Slow to Reach Miami

Yesterday at the Sony Ericsson Open, Serena Williams was heckled by a fan. Well, I guess he's not really fan now is he? Fox Sports says:

"The guy said, 'Hit the net like any Negro would.' I was shocked," Williams said. "I couldn't believe it. I had to do a double take. I think I hit a double fault on that point."

I think Serena was just surprised he said Negro. He has got to be the most half-assed racist ever. In his defense, I'm sure he was probably a 73 year old Alzheimer's patient and was just as surprised as any that Negroes played tennis.

This reminds me of the time I wore all red and shouted "Thug life!" while eating at a Roscoe's Chicken and Waffle in Compton. I told the waitresses, "Don't worry I'll be tipping unlike all the other customers." Then I was thrown out! I know, I was shocked too.