Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Jeff Fisher is Angry

Since the Las Vegas NBA All-Star weekend, Jeff Fisher has been doing his part to make sure Adam "Pacman" Jones is brought to justice. ABC News says:
Titans coach Jeff Fisher said Tuesday he has not spoken with Jones since just after Las Vegas incident Vegas "when we helped facilitate the first meeting with police."
And by facilitate he means, "I acknowledge that Pacman may or may not be a real person. I mean he is a video game. So yes, he probably might exist."

Fisher, for one, fully supports a stricter NFL conduct policy.

"Our organization is very much in favor of the commissioner's involvement," he said. "We're very much in tune with him. He has a plan and is determined, as are all of us, to minimize, if not eliminate this."

This is like when I was pulled over with a bong in my lap. The police officer told me he was "very disappointed" in my conduct. I told him that I was in favor of the state legislation to "crack down on those stoners." Then I realized the cop was my lamp, and I had imagined the whole thing.

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