Florida may very well win back-to-back championships, but that doesn't discount the fact that Noah fucked up royally. Last year, he practically had to surgically remove Nantz and Packer's lips from his cock, which now has surreptitiously transferred to Greg Oden's much larger, blacker member.
The hype machine was in full effect, and many people were buying into it. Between Glen "Fat Baby" Davis and Joakim "Face of a Donkey's Ass" Noah, you'd think we were witnessing the reincarnation of Bird/Magic. Fortunately for us, Noah decided to return for another year to prove his mediocrity once and for all. I just want to know who was advising Noah in his decision making. Probably the same people who told Britney Spears that shaving her head would be a great tribute to all those Marines risking their lives in Iraq.
The face Noah makes while fisting his boyfriend.
Noah would have without a doubt been a Top 10, if not Top 5 lottery pick had he come out last year. Don't believe me? Two words: Tyrus Thomas. Drafted fourth overall, Thomas is putting up an impressive 4.6/3.4 a game for the Bulls. When reached for comment, Thomas replied, "Huh? I play basketball? I couldn't hear you over my Bentley surround sound."
Whether Noah comes out this year or next, one thing is for certain; NBA scouts will recognize him as a fraud. Oh wait, is Isiah Thomas still GM? Fuck. Nevermind.
Joakim Noah: One bad decision after another.
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Lee Humphreys carries the Gator team.
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