British football fans (they mean soccer, silly Brits) have been in a stand-off with Rome police after Manchester United tied with AS Roma. The Guardian writes:

On Tuesday United warned the 6,000 fans travelling to the game to take care. A message posted on the club's website told supporters to avoid certain areas of the city and not to use the city's metro because of a "real danger of being attacked by the 'Ultra' fans of AS Roma"

Who the fuck holds a sporting competition and allows a tie? Granted it's Commie Kickball, but when the fans are bigger badasses than the athletes, you have a problem. Brad Pitt and I tied for sexiest man of alive. But instead of fighting, we held a pose-off. I threatened to kidnap Shiloh if he didn't concede victory. I won.